Hey everyone Anushka here ans these are my favorite quotes:
1.Be strong I wispier to my WIFI signal
2.Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly
3.MATH: Mental Abuse To Humans
4.Interrupt my sleep and i'll interrupt your breathing
5.When your stressed you can eat ice cream,chocolate and sweets. Why? because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
6.My doctor asked me if I ever had a stress test? YES - I replied its called LIFE
7.I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, BUT I had to use my arms to get back up so...close enough...
8.What my favorite child hood memory? Not paying bills!
9.Waring: Due to influence I could burst in to tears or kill you in the next 5 minuets
10.Laugh,live,love if that doesn't work, Load,Aim,Fire
11.Never go to bed angry...Stay awake and plot your revenge
12.When you wake up at 6 in the morning and close your eyes for five minuets its 6:45. When your at 13.work its 2:30 you close your eyes for five minutes its 2:35
14.I'm not lazy i'm just on my energy saving mode
15.Marriage is a workshop husbands work wife's shop
16.Life doesn't have any hands but it can sure give you a slap sometimes
17.A cop pulled me over and said"papers" then I said "scissors I win!" and drove off
18.If your name isn't google stop acting like you know everything
